Tuesday, December 05, 2006
HoHoHo! Christmas is coming! hmm. two weeks more before the one week break. haha. really looking forward. hmm. didn't really keep to the promise of " will post some more stuff next week." but never mind, coz i'm finally updating again!Had more time to go online and do some of my stuff these two days because of my flu and fever bug which kept me at home nearly all day long. haha. a blessing in disguise?Hmm. (issy) when was the last time i met you? the prize presentation ceremony? haha . that was the world's most boring event ever but left early because i was having a splitting bad headache. ahha. we really gotta get ready for the arrival of our new principal on the 1st of jan. know anything about her? do hope she's as good as Mrs Lee Poh See.Is "guesswho" samantha? haha. long time since i've talked to you. missing you loads, maucks:> by the way, how was the outing last sunday? who turned up? i couldn't go coz i've got lessons which clashes with the movie time slot.Talking about subject combination, i've got biology and chemistry. pure literature, mep and elective histroy. haha. what about u?(jessica) hope you are doing the same thing too, bestie! By the way, a BIG HI! to all who visited my blog!, whimsy, samantha, katherine, richard, roanne , deborah, sarah etc.> Haha. here's a joke which i came across: A Woman Who ReadsOne morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies. "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman. "But I have not even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left. Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think! haha. A heartwarming story: KINDNESS Pays !One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal, he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry, so she brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?" "You don't owe me anything," she replied."Mother has taught us never to accept payment for a kindness."He said... "Then I thank you from my heart."As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. Years later that young woman became critically ill.The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, he immediately rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. He recognized her at once. He went back to theconsultation room determined to do his best to save her life.After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge before the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught her attention on the side as She read ....."Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed)Dr. Howard Kelly. Hmm. another joke: > This is a real good one. Let this be a warning to vain people............haha.A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was knocked down by an anbulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"(You'll love this!!!)>>>God replied,?????????????? ??"I didn't recognize you."
--Mary HAD a little lamb--
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